Valvotron

Valvotron

Valvoline/Transformers: The Last Knight promotional figure

Yes, the Michael Bay Transformers movies are @#$%, but let me explain why I went a little nuts over this mail-away, promotional figure that is technically tied to "The Last Kight."  First, he was free with the purchase of 5-quarts of motor oil. Second, his design looks more like a classic, Generation 1 Transformer than the rough and jagged Bayformer.  Third, he transforms into a bottle of oil...oh..wait...he just suggests that and doesn't transform at all?  What fun is a non-transforming Transformer?!  Oh well...free is free and I still like his overall concept.  He at least comes in a clamshell package that suggests his alt. mode, right?

He's a little bit bigger than a deluxe figure; wider and blockier.  He is only articulated at the shoulders and hips, so you won't get him in many poses outside of standing, sitting, or laying down.  He is molded in a flat gray plastic that has a bit of a shine to it.  The paint apps are minimal, but appropriate and effective.  I like his block-engine chest with the Valvoline "V" and Autobot insignia.  The head is very G1:  domed (like Brawn) and sporting a visor.  He even has a visible mouth and nose.  The pieces that suggest the oil bottle, the spout and handle are a nice touch.

I like to think he has the ability to create synthetic Energon to act as a quick, pick-me-up medic of sorts for Autobots needing a boost on the battlefield.  This ability would also make him a target for the Decepticons.  Using his power to benefit another Transformer should leave him drained of energy for a short period of time, thus resulting in many kidnapping plots orchestrated by Megatron.  Yes, I am putting way too much thought into this guy to make him work!

Again, outside of the disappointment that he doesn't transform, he fits in great with my classics collection.  And mail-away oddities are so rare nowadays, that even with the most minimal of effort is better than nothing.  I'm not sure if Valvotron will ever be worth anything down the line, but he's fun now for what he is.