Jurassic World III: Primal Clash

Jurassic World III:  Primal Clash

Mattel - Lanard Toys

Lanard Toys (the makers of the awesome looking, budget friendly Rampage line) proudly presents:  Jurassic World III:  Primal Clash!  Or they just dusted off the Dino Riders concept with an absurdly awesome plot that would totally fit with the just plain absurd Jurassic Word:  Fallen Kingdom plot.

The basic Primal Clash dinos run about $8, and the larger ones $14.  They don't have much articulation (some heads and jaws), but they are solid, heavy figures and the paint and sculpting is fantastic for the price.  They also scale very well with Mattel's JW figures.  The weapons and saddles are removable.

They also come with some post-apocalyptic CORPS figures, which are nothing to write home about but do have added bang for the buck.  Dinos gotta have some generic characters to eat, right?

"Raptor Pack, attack!"

I assume they bring back Muldoon as a clone...or he has a twin brother in the same line of work like "City Slickers II:  The Legend of Curly's Gold?"

"So, what do you think of my six-foot turkey now?!"

Getting these were also an excuse to take pictures of all the other dinosaurs and Jurassic World humans I have amassed since my initial line reviews:  part I and part II.  Keep it coming, Mattel!  But please steer clear of Target exclusives!  Dr. Malcolm was a pain to track down initially but, months later I see several cases of him clearances out for $3!  Target sucks.

Albertosaurus is big and features double dino damage!  Skin to ribs to squishy guts!

The magnet in the beak activates several tear open panels on the copter...spinning blades at the push of a button and working winch, too!

Para sports the new "dual-attack" action gimmick.  Tail wagging and head butting features! 

A scale JP jeep at the low price of $15.  A working winch and rolling tires...not a lot of bells and whistles needed.

Yes, I do realize that mammoths, sabertooth tigers, and such didn't live in the same era as this and that.  Lighten up, and don't talk about Jurassic Park like it's so much bigger on scientific accuracy than the Flintstones.  These toys are awesome.  Primal Clash is a Walmart exclusive and should be readily available at your local stores.  Get 'em now before they go extinct!