Thursday, February 28, 2019

Bizarro

Bizarro
DC Multiverse - Mattel
Walgreens Exclusive


"Me no am last DC Mattel exclusive!" - Correct, you are the last of your kind, Bizarro Superman.  The end of an era.  But what a better way to close up shop than with a great, new rendition of an old favorite?  Well, maybe a classic-colored Superman on the new buck they are using here?  Sigh...Anyway, Biz is showing up at Walgreens stores now and you definitely need him in your DC collection.


















He sports the same buck as the Rebirth Superman from a few waves back.  It's a great attempt at a new articulation set-up.  Some would argue not as good as Marvel Legends, but it gets the job done.  Like Superman, you get some interchangeable, flat flight hands good for salutes, karate chops, and...well...flying. 





















While he does not come with a Collect-and-Connect part, he is packed with accessories that make it worth the $20 price point.  He's got a removable cloth cape, a-la the old Superpowers line.  The clip around the neck does look as bulky as in olden days, but it's not so much of an eyesore that I'm going to cannibalize another figure for a plastic cape...especially since this one has the correct, classic yellow "s" shield on the back (backwards, of course.)  I'm not usually a cloth cape fan, but it's necessary here for the awesome accessory gimmick.






"Me am Superman, me no am Kent Clark!" - It's so rare to get the alter ego and super persona in one pack!  Removable glasses, necktie, and tattered jacket...Lois can't see past Clark's glasses, so this should be good, right?  And to make it all the more appropriately silly, the cloth cape shines with the ensemble. 























The final accessory is the "Bizarro #1" neck stone.  You know...so you can tell him apart from the rest of the other-worldly clones.  - "What a "terrible, terrible" figure!  Low, low recommendation.  You no need Bizarro today!  No buy him right now!"

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, and Chucky

Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, and Chucky
NECA

Michael Myers is back!  Right in time for Hallowee...er...Christma...er...Valentine's Day!  Jeez, NECA, what took so long?  Better late than never, I am very pleased to have the top talent in the slasher field in my collection.  And today he's joined by his good pals, Freddy Kruger and Chucky!

I bought Chucky on Ebay from China.  Mistake?  The price was right, but the quality is...iffy.  There are some plastic flaws in the hands and parts of the heads leading me to believe this is a knock-off or partially stolen figure with know off parts.   For the $16 I paid for it, it works.  It's still got some great articulation and a large amount of accessories.  It even came with the Good Guys box.



















This version of Freddy is "Ultimate Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors" Freddy.  That's a mouthful.  I waited to add Freddy to my collection for this specific figure.  Dream Warriors is easily the best of the series, and he's got some great accessories to showcase that:  removable hat, hypodermic claws, alternate burned-in crucifix head, mini-puppet Freddy, "paper-mache-and-popsicle-stick" house, and an interchangeable torso cover with screaming soul faces.  Gross and awesome at the same time!  Man, the FX in that movie are top-notch 80s!













It took a long time for NECA to get Halloween back in their stable of horror icons.  I think the last time they had the license was 2002 with their Reel Toys line...pretty rare and expensive these days.  Patience pays off with this new ultimate figure.  The modern articulation alone was worth the wait.  They started with the new Halloween sequel Michael, which is fine by me.  I mean, it's not like the Shatner mask The Shape changed that much over time.  I like the extra lines and dirtiness of it.  They really did a good job with letting you see the eyes behind the mask...not a lot, but just enough to be creepy-cool.








You get some pretty gruesome accessories, my favorite being the severed, "jack-o-lantern" head.  You can actually get Mike's fingers deep in those eye sockets, and the hole from base to mouth runs all the way through.  Too gross?  Well, he also comes with a traditional jack-o-lantern, complete with yellow light-up effect when you push down on the top.

You also get a couple sets of hands (the coolest missing a couple of fingers), and some murder weapons (fire poker, butcher knife, hammer.)  The hammer is probably my weapon of choice...my favorite "kill" from Halloween 2.  There is an alternate Michael head included, but it's purpose is kind of a head scratcher.  I noticed only slight differences:  the eyes behind the mask aren't visible and the hair is less mussed.


These pretty much close out all my needs for my small horror toy collection, unless NECA decides to release proper action figures that have been doomed to their crappy 8-inch clothed figure line.  Joining Captain Blake from the Fog, they're doing a set of the Halloween 3 mask kids AND Night of the Creeps Tom Atkins in this Mego throwback?  LAME.  And a set of aliens from They Live that will be out of scale with my multitude of Roddy Piper WWE figures?  WEAK.  Ugh, why are you doing this to the best of John Carpenter?!  This 8-inch clothed trend is close to displacing my hate for Funko Pops!





Friday, February 22, 2019

Jawa Sandcrawler

Jawa Sandcrawler
Droid Factory Disney Exclusive

Disney managed to do something right post-Lucas buyout after all!  They have delivered one of my most wanted vehicles in a large-format, low-price (relatively) exclusive.  The Jawa Sandcrawler was an RC toy in the original 77 Kenner line, later repainted as an online exclusive...both have eluded me. It has been long overdue for an overhaul and, thankfully, the Dis delivers!



















You get a pretty massive vehicle/playset for $100.  It rolls, has cockpit and headlight lights, and has multiple sound buttons with every Jawa scream and droid bleep imaginable.  The front panel of the ship drops down to act as a ramp and access for the droid crane.  There is a top-hatch access for the cockpit, which features decaled control panels and has enough room for at least three Jawas.  One full side of the ship opens so you can access the furnace, overhead catwalk, trap door/droid compartment, and motorized elevator.  The elevator has an up and down button on the outside and moves appropriately slow and mechanical.  It's gear-grinding sound is something you don't hear much in toys anymore.  Ah, nostalgia!









Lift demonstration:



You also get a decent Jawa figure (not as articulated as some Hasbro releases) and a Gonk droid.  The Gonk has moving legs and a removable headpiece to view his bot innards.  There is a hole in the top (standard for Droid Factory's interchangeable hat features) of his head so you can attach him to the moving crane feature at the front of the ship.

This is the best executed, most exciting Star Wars vehicle release since Disney's Star Tours Speeder in 2010.  My army of Jawas that I have amassed over decades of collecting finally have a home.  Maybe Disney can do the same for my Rebel Troops waiting aboard the Star Tours Speeder?  They've been waiting so long to taxi to the Tantive IV...please beat Hasbro to it before they try to bleed fans with another long-desired vehicle with a ridiculous price tag.  Help us, Mickey...you're our only hope.

















Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Ninja Turtles Ooze Canister Prop

Ninja Turtles Ooze Canister Prop
Neca


1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is still one of the best comic book films ever made.  Honestly, it's right there behind Superman 78 and Batman 89 in style and heart.  Sigh...doesn't it stink to have to relabel greatness with date stamps to make sure people know we aren't talking about the flat, ugly, soul-less, CGI monstrosities that comic movies have become?  Anyway, I believe this is the first, official 1:1 scale prop from the original Turtles film produced.  There isn't much to it, but it's pretty accurate and has a couple of extra features. 

One end of the canister screws open to reveal a packet of ooze that you can work through the crack in the canister.  Too messy for me, this is one time where I'd rather leave a "toy" sealed in its packaging.  The other end opens to reveal a battery compartment and switch to activate a glowing, green light.


That's it for $50.  Is it worth it?  Eh, depends on how much of a Turtle fan you are.  I got a $10 off a $50 purchase holiday coupon from target that helped ease me into it.  I wonder  how many people are holding out for a TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze version?  Pass...the label of TCRI (Techno Cosmic Research Institute) changed to TGRI (Techno Global Research Industries) makes me sick.  With apologies to David Warner.