Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Popeye and the Pirate Ship

Pirate Ship
Toys R Us Exclusive - Chap Mei Real Heroes
featuring Mezco Popeye figures - 2001
 
Toys R' Us has joined Davy Jones' locker, but not before I could make one last pillage for a deep discount on this Pirate Ship set from their "Real Heroes" line.  I am more sad about this Chinese import line (along with their military, dinosaurs, vikings, knights, etc, sublines) not having a home in the US anymore.  While they are cheap in nature, (not having to shell out for name brand licensing) the play value is through the roof.  I got a big ship (that has a wheel-rolling feature to simulate bobbing up and down with the waves), a couple of pirates, a monkey, a parrot, a slew of weapons, a treasure chest (that works with a crank-operated pulley to get it onboard), firing cannons, and a scary, skull-rock formation (which I gave a better, brown paint wash) for $25.  That's half-price, but even at $50 you get quite a bang for your buck.  Their stuff works best with 3.75 in scale figures...most of which I use for Indiana Jones locales.  More on that in a future review...
 
For now, please enjoy a showcase of this neat playset featuring Popeye the Sailor Man!  These figures are 5-in scale from Mezco, 2001.  They are pretty rare today.  So happy to have them because Popeye is badass! 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 

Monday, July 2, 2018

USA Macho Man

USA Macho Man Randy Savage
Mattel - Gamestop exclusive Retrofest figure
 
Oooooh yeeeeeeah!  Another Macho Man figure here in time to help us celebrate the 4th of July!  He's a Gamestop exclusive under the "Retrofest" banner that I assume is a Gamestop exclusive as well.  He's pretty much the "Ultimate Maniacs" Mach repainted to match an attire from when he was working the early days of the Monday Night RAW program. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
He looks great, but for an inflated price tag of $30, the only real extra you get is a snazzy box.  The box, designed to be a stand-up arcade cabinet, is great and all (nice retro fonts and character bio on back), but I am not a mint-in-box/card collector.  It was virtually impossible not to damage the box taking the figure out even if I did want to keep it.  In the trash it goes!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
You would think an extra ten bucks would at least get you another key clothing item, his long-sleeved, tasseled coat as well.  Or maybe Macho Mini?  Heck, we know Mattel has a little person buck that they haven't used in a while.  It couldn't take that much retooling.  Ah, well...as I said before, I cant pass up a Macho variation and I know I would regret not picking this one up later on.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Happy Independence Day! USA! USA! USA!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Friday, June 29, 2018

More Jurassic World Dinosaurs!

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Mattel
 
I told ya this initial push for Jurassic World figures was appropriately massive!  Too big to contain with just one post!  Picking up where we left off last time, let's jump head first into the Wal-Mart exclusive "Dino Damage sub-line.
 
These are a little bit bigger than the $8 budget dinos and cost a bit more for the cool action feature.  This is a bit of a throwback to the Kenner figures, which had rubbery "skin" and a patch where you could remove a whole chunk, revealing some bloody guts and sometimes bone.  I'm sure that when you see these vintage figure on ebay or second-hand shops, the kids of yesteryear had made sure these chunks are lost to time.  Well, there's no fear of that happening with these homages, as the damage feature is a spring-activated, flip panel.  More along the lines of the old-school Battle Armor He-Man and Skeletor figures.  Pretty cool, but they do have a little extra bump that stand out on account they need something to catch for the mechanism to work.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
The Indoraptor is the new movie villain.  He's another cross-breed, in the vein of the Indominus Rex from the first JW.  He's mostly a larger, smarter raptor with a scary paint job and some extra spines to make him look "cool."  His slick, black look really reinforces the slimy reptilian stereotype.
 
He definitely stands out from the other figures in the line, as they went all out in the articulation department.  I'm talking Marvel Legends articulation here...from Mattel!  I know...shocking!  You can get him in all sorts of poses, and there's no action feature to hinder any of it.  The balance on this thing is great.  You can get him in some pretty low, stalking or running poses and he stands sturdy.
 
The biggest figure in the line so far is the Mosasaurus, who is about 28 inches long.  He's pretty hollow, but only $30.  His flippers rotate and hinge out and his mouth opens an closes.  No action feature aside from being huge and cool looking, but that's enough! 

I hope he isn't the last of these larger-scale figures as we definitely need a brachiosaurus or apatosaurus or brontosaurus...any of the huge, long-necks will do.
















Oh, he also makes an appropriate mount for six-inch scale Aquaman!  I'm sure Mer-man from Masters of the Universe could use him in his ranks of undersea minions as well.

I'll definitely be on the lookout for more JW toys from Mattel in the next year before it cools off.  Even if this were the end, that's quite a lot of product that hit all at once!  I am pleased, but more, please!  The park is closed for now.  Please make your way to one of these Matchbox vehicles to return to port.

Raptor claw courtesy of Dinosaur Park, Rapid City, SD.

 
 
 



Friday, June 22, 2018

Jurassic World Dinosaurs

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Mattel

Jurassic Park sequels are, for the most part, turkeys.  The Fallen Kingdom may disappoint in the end, but it's already got some great dinosaur toys from Mattel fueling the hype train!  Mattel?! Now, I do enjoy their DC Universe toys, but they are notorious line bunglers.  I guess they learned something from Hasbro's pathetic JW attempt because I dare say these rival the original JP Kenner offerings.  So many different dinos of different size and features right out of the gate!

The smaller dinosaurs lack any action feature and are fairly skimpy in the articulation department.  They are appropriately articulated for the price point ($7)...and like you needed the gallimimus to do anything but be in a perpetual running stance!  Dimorphodon scores a bit higher with his posable wings and opening jaw. The dilophosaurus is my favorite here with his hinged frills and removable "spit."
The "Roarivores" are mid-sized dinos with button-activated jaws and electronic roars.  The first wave features Triceratops, Baryonyx, Allosaurus, and the hard-to-pronounce-at-first-glance Metriacanthosaurus.  They all have added articulation in their arms and their legs are able to hinge out at the hip.  I kind of wish that the jaws were closed and the button opened them instead of the other way around, but that's a minor gripe.  Chomping action is cool, not matter how you get it!
While triceratops is "tops" for most dino enthusiasts, especially in having a memorable poop scene in the original Jurassic Park, I'm going to say the winner here is Allosaurus.  He's got my favorite paint detail of the group and has some gnarly equipment.  He may not be as big as the T-Rex, but he's still top of the food chain.  I read that he would ambush attack large prey and bludgeon them by using his upper jaw like a hatchet.  Cool!  Also, I bought a replica Allosaurus claw while on vacation to Dinosaur National Monument in Utah once...works together as a neat display piece! 

There are human characters in this line from the whole film saga.  Unfortunately, the "Legacy" characters are Target exclusives.  Target is my most hated of retailers and I cringe every time I hear they are getting an exclusive.  It's pretty much guaranteed that I will have to pay higher prices on Ebay to complete a collection, mostly due to the poor stock at my local store.  Dr. Grant is packed out the most...I've yet to see Ellie and Muldoon on the pegs, and I have little hope of seeing Ian Malcom as he wasn't in the line debut.  Sigh.  It's a shame, because for 3.75 inch scale figures they don't look too bad. 


Grant comes with a small, rubbery Compy figure that can clip to his arms or legs.  This baby T-Rex was also a Target exclusive.  Ugh!  Exclusive dinosaurs!  I really hope this doesn't lead to trouble in getting a Spinosaurus later.  Anyway, Baby Rex has a button-activated chomp action sans sound.  He also has a cool muzzle accessory that fits on his head pretty snug.







The Carnotaurus, Stegosaurus, and T-Rex are a couple of the largest figures in the line and feature button-activated attacks.  Carnotaurus' neck bends downward as he takes a snap forward with his jaws.  He might be my favorite dino in the line because of this fun feature...okay, it might also have something to do with his reddish color and devil horns.  His shrimpier-than-tyrannosaurus arm have some articulation where they join to his body, which I find hilarious.  I mean, what use are they anyway to merit some extra plastics engineering there!

Like the triceratops, stegosaurus is probably one of the more popular types.  Spikes and spines, and a great sculpt all around!  His action feature is great as well:  a multi-jointed tail swipe.  This low-rider must have been a tough meal to get.  Definitely don't wanna get down on his level...WHAM!













This T-rex was a Walmart exclusive, with a special "battle damage" paint job and packaged with a smaller figure, monolophosaurus.  It's one of the more posable dinos, with an extra joint section in the neck for increased head movement.  It's jaws open at the push of a button, and shows off a pretty long and gnarly tongue before taking a bite out if it's prey.  There are several different sizes and variation of T-Rex in this line, but I feel this one might scale the best with the rest of the figures.










 There are lots of Raptors to be had in this collection, with different action features, sculpts, and paint jobs.  They all feature moving jaws and some leg/arm articulation.  The green one here has spring-loaded legs to simulate a jumping action.  The gray one is from the more basic line like the gallimimus.  And Blue is from the Walmart exclusive "dino-damage" line. 

We'll take a look at the "dino-damage" figures and more Jurassic World goodness in the next installment.